Thanks. I'm okay, I guess. I'm just dead tired. I was reading some stuff yesterday about the 1600s, thankfully. I just didn't know the specifics really. Yeah, at least I'm done! Another one Wednesday...oh man...

I applied for a economic development internship in the community. They'll place me somewhere like the mayor's office if I get in. It's eight weeks, 8 to 5:30 Monday-Friday. We'll get paid $4,000 for the whole thing. Elon might like that on my application, haha. I also want to get to New York. Do you have any plans?

Ah, I'm sorry! Are you feeling better? I hate going into a test and the questions make you feel like you're unprepared. At least it's over with!

Any big plans for the summer?

It was alright. I'm not supposed to talk about it really. The bad thing was that I was super cold and sneezing during the entire test. Now my chest and head hurt. My teacher said most of it would be about the 1800s. Right, that one Henry Clay question! Most of it was about the 1600s. Bull crap.

Naw, she wore mostly Alexander McQueen, but he died. I was meaning to say that I'll get Aldo shoes, 'cause I'm not Gaga. Nice. I know someone named Aldo. Every time I say I want Aldo, people are like wtf?

That's right, that was today! Didn't go so well? :(

Aldo is a grocery store chain in Minnesota, haha. I was confused for a minute there. Does GaGa wear them or something? I'm kinda out of the loop with her.

I'm in 11th grade. AP US History test today nearly killed me.

They're really cute shoes and not that expensive. I ain't no Gaga. lol

What grade did you say you were in again?

Haha, Aldo shoes? Can't say I know of them.

Dude, I'd totally take five inches. The only actual way I could ever get those is if I bought heels that high. You should know already that once I get a job, I will abuse Aldo shoes. Haha, nice. I know someone who's a midget too. She's a sophomore.

Right? My growth plate says I could be 6'7" by the time I'm 25. Do you want like 5 inches from me? I have a bunch to spare. Haha. 'Midget' is defined as 4'11" or shorter by the time you're 16. I only know this because I know someone that's legally a midget. Sad, yet extremely funny.

That's cool. My mom is the shortest in her family, and she's 5'2. Still growing? That's so not fair! What is a midget then?

I just used to talk to this guy Eric a lot, but he's rarely on now.

Ha, I'm kidding! I'm lucky. I caught the recessive gene, I'm the only person in my family over 5'6". I'm still growing too, that's the crazy part. I've met shorter people, too, so I wouldn't worry about it. At least you're not legally defined as a midget.

So you have like 9 million wall posts compared to me. Ms. Popular over here!

No! You've got it backwards. Tall is good. Silly. I'm five feet. Yes, five. Cinco.

Haha, am I too short? What's the problem?

You better!

You're 6'4? Oh hey.

jk

I can't not add you! Haha.