Asians and Asians and Asians galore.
My valentine this year is just one more.
Christine may only be a minuscule 5 feet,
but the punch she packs cannot be beat.
Her squinty eyes are almost sexy,
She fills herself with herbal green tea.
Nothing she ever says is lame,
We both know her favorite color is shame.
Christine is my favorite e-valentine
oh Christine, won't you be e-mine!

Happy Valentines Day e-valentine!

At least I can fit "it" into my eye.

shove it, sam. don't ask me what it is, just shove it into your eye.

Of course I love Asians. I'd like to thank you for all of the Asians that have done math homework for me and/or hit me in a car.

Christine is as awesome as she is Lilliputian.

you make fun of asians but i know you love them. i can see through your sarcasm.